Do Virgins Taste Better - Brobdingnagian Bards Chords
Chords: G, C, D
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Genre: folk, celtic, comedy
[Verse 1]
G
A dragon has come to our village today
C
We have asked him to leave, but he won't go away
G
Now he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal
D C G
No homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal
G
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
C
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
G
We have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect
D C G
We can't help but wonder and pause to reflect
[Chorus]
G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
C
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
G
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
D C G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
[Verse 2]
G
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried
C
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide
G
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by
D C G
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly
G
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure
C
They always are pretty, always are pure
G
But you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch
D C G
You're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!)
[Chorus]
G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
C
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
G
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
D C G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
[Verse 3]
G
Now I found a solution, it works out so neat
C
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat
G
No more will our number ever grow small
D C G
We'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all
[Chorus]
G
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
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