Photoshop Your Memories - Rhett & Link Chords
Chords: G, Bm, C, D, Em, Am
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Genre: comedy, folk, pop
[Intro]
G Bm C D
[Verse 1]
G
You pull out your photos of
Bm
Your wedding in the Spring
C
And you're confronted by
C
Your double chin
D
And your bald spot glistening
G
You could get a membership
Bm
At the fitness hut down the road
C
Or you could pick your mouse up
C
And slim yourself down
D
And even give yourself a 'fro
[Verse 2]
G
Your high school reunion
Bm
Is coming next Friday
C
And you know everyone
C
Will ask to see some
D
Pictures of the babies that you've made
G
But the problem is your kid's head is big
Bm
I mean, we're talking "alien-size" here
C
Well, just cut and paste a hat
C
Or at least a du rag
D
And it won't seem so severe
[Chorus 1]
G Em
Photoshop your memories
Am
A picture's worth a thousand words
D
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt
[Verse 3]
G
Your birthday this past Monday
Bm
Was a fun day except for one thing:
C
Your mother-in-law
C
Who makes your skin crawl
D
Stuck her face in every frame
G
You'd prefer to remember
Bm
That day without her tattooed brows
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