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The Uss Make Shit Up - Voltaire Chords

Chords: D, G, A, And, Final, A(let, G(let

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Genre: punk, rock, ska


The USS Make Shit Up

Voltaire

Banned on vulcan
Intro: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D

Verse1 :
D G
I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock
D A
We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
D G
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
A D
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog
D G
I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
D A
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
D G
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
A D
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach
Chorus: D
And I say,
D G
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
D A
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
D G
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
A D
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

La da da da da da (trek theme)
Verse 2: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit

Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space

Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise

And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies

Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas

Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee
Chorus:
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

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