I Made Linda Lovelace Gag - David Allan Coe Chords
Chords: G, C, D
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Genre: country, rock, parody
G
Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
C
You can talk about your Hollywood fags
D
If you wanna know the baddest motherfucker in the world
G
Then I'm the greatest lover alive
G
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me
C
Before she ever got rich
D
And it would take the average man a day and a half
G
Just to satisfy that bitch
G
Why the Queen of England gave me the key
C
To the whole damn country of France
D
And it only took me fifteen minutes
G
To get into her pants
G
Well I fucked 'em all from coast to coast
C
Cause honey that's my bag
D
In fact I'm the only man in the whole world
G
That could make Linda Lovelace gag
G C
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G D
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G C
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G D G
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G
Now it ain't that my dick so God damn big
C
It's just I know how to use it
D
And I'll never let some nickel-dime whore
G
Ever get the chance to abuse it
G
They can suck it for hours and hours on end
C
But I'll still be in control
D
And I won't cum till I wanna cum
G
Cause that's my jellyroll
G
Now there ain't no woman no match for me
C
I've had 'em try to wear me down
D
I've fucked them barmaids and bank clerks
G
I even fucked a circus clown
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