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My Old Chair - Adam Sandler Chords

Chords: Enjoy, C, Em, F, G, Fmaj7, Am

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Genre: comedy, parody, novelty


Adam Sandler played this song on Conan show. I am not sure about tuning
though. Enjoy :)

[Verse 1]
C Em
My old chair
F G
Is like a big comfy friend
C Em
It's soft and it's fuzzy
F G
With a brownish orangey blend
C Em F G
But the padding is gone, and I'm sorry to say
C Em Fmaj7
I think it's time for me to throw my chair away
C Em F G
Ohhh nooo....

[Verse 2]
C Em
So I sit in you one last time
Fmaj7 G
I promise not to cry
C Em F G
Pull on your handle, then recline and say goodbye
C Em
So I put you out on the curb
F G
And I wish you good luck
C Em
Then I see a guy with a mullet drive by
F G
And put you in the back of his truck

[Chorus 1]
C G
And I hope that he'll be good to you
Am Fmaj7
Do the things that I couldn't do
C G
And I hope he gives you more than me
Am Fmaj7
I hope that he is good company
C G
But when I climb into my bed
Am Em
And I turn off the lights
F C Em F G
I'll be wondering, who is farting in your cushion tonight

[Verse 3]
C Em F G
I could always fart on you, you were always in the mood
C Em F G
Even that one summer when I was eating lots of Indian food
C Em F G
But I miss you more than ever and I know I'm to blame
C Em F G
I guess I can fart on the couch now, but baby it's just not the same

[Chorus 2]
C G
And I miss you baby ohh so much
Am Fmaj7
Your giant buttons and your velvet touch
C G
And I miss you more than anything

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