The Christmas Song - Adam Sandler Chords
Chords: CM7, D9, E9, F9, Cm7, Dsus, Em, Dsus/A, Csus/G, Csus/D
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Genre: comedy, parody, christmas
Adam Sandler ?Christmas song??live from SNL
Standard tuneing
Intro:
CM7 D9
So many presents. So little time.
Verse:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Santa won?t be coming by my house this year,
(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9
Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
CM7 E9 F9
O Momma made it perfectly clear,
D9 CM7 E9 D9
Santa don?t like bad boys.
(NC)
Especially Jewish ones!
Verse 2:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Ginopconop(lol?) and Lego blocks are what I desire.
CM7 E9 F9 D9
So why did I have to set the pizza guys hair on fire?
CM7 E9 F9 D9 Cm7 E9 D9
I told him I was sorry?. I?m a liar so no toys for me.
(NC)
I don?t? deserve them!
Bridge:
CM7 Dsus
I couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the holidays neared,
Em Dsus/A Csus/G
But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords)
Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good-
It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met
someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close
to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up.
So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you.
Verse 3:
CM7 E9 F9 D9
Rockum Sockum Robots is what I was hoping for,
CM7 E9 F9 D9
And then I made a death threat to Vice-President Gore.
CM7 E9 F9
Oh Santa won?t be knocking on my door
D9 CM7 E9 D9
He?s a big fat whore
(NC)
What made me say that?
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