The Scrotum Song - Asylum Street Spankers Chords
Chords: G, E7, A, D, G7, C, D7, A7
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Genre: ragtime, folk, comedy
N.C.
a-one, two, three, four.
[Verse 1]
G E7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
A D G
Don't you crow in my backyard.
G E7
Well here's one chicken you're not pickin'
A D
The day you try, you'll find it's hard.
G G7
Well you and I ain't ever gonna come to terms
C
So find some other chicken,
A
I don't want your worm.
G E7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
A D7 G
Don't you crow in my backyard.
[Chorus]
G E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
A D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
G E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
A D7
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
G G7
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
C A7
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
G E7
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
A7 D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
[Verse 2]
G E7
Nuts, hot nuts,
A7 D7 G
get 'em from the peanut man.
G E7
Nuts, hot nuts,
A7 D7
Better get 'em while you can.
G
Well they say your nuts are small Tom,
G7
they're really, really small.
C A
It's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all.
G E7
Nuts, oh, hot nuts,
A7 D7 G
get 'em from the peanut man.
[Verse 3]
G E7
If it don't fit, don't force it,
A7 D7 G
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
G E7
Well, if it don't fit, don't force it,
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