The Infinite Monkey Cage Theme Song - Misc Television Chords
Chords: G, B, E7, A7, D, D7, G7, C, D6
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Genre: comedy, musical, parody
[Verse 1]
G B E7
I find quantum mechanics confusing today
A7 D G
Now science is all the rage
B E7
The Hadron Collider is banging away
A7 D7
Trying to guess our age
[Chorus 1]
G G7
A particle here, a particle there
C A7 D
In this weird quantum world bits can be anywhere
G B E7
Which might just explain why I'm losing my hair
A7 D6 G
In the Infinite Monkey Cage
[Verse 2]
B E7
T'other day I heard Mrs. Schroedinger say
A7 D G
I'm going to put out the cat
B E7
Mrs. Heisenberg said oh he might be quite dead
A7 D7
I'm uncertain if you should do that
[Chorus 2]
G G7
Unless you've got that Robin Ince and Professor Cox
C A7 D
I'd leave that poor pussy alone in its box
G B E7
That cat may be as dead as a rat, you can wage
A7 D6 G
In the Infinite Monkey Cage
[Verse 3]
B E7
Scientists say all the world's just a stage
A7 D G
That physics is passing through
B E7
There may be an infinite number of me's
A7 D7
And an infinite number of you's (God help us)
[Chorus 3]
G G7
Over in CERN they are trying to learn
C A7 D
What can the dark matter be?
G B E7
Who gives a fig if the pig can do trig
A7 D6 G
In the Infinite Monkey Cage
[Verse 4]
B E7
This linear super positional thing
A7 D G
Is blowing my mind today
B E7
The multiverse seems to be made out of string
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