*Trumpet solo*

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There's a big group of lads at the bar

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They've got Ralph Lauren shirts on and gel in their hair

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The fruit machines rigged so it never gives out

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A pint of John Smith's is less than a pound

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And it's beer and a burger for dinner again

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With all of the pubs on the high street the same

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With laminated menus and terrible music 

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Really bright lights and some puke in the toilets

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Another nameless, faceless town

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Let's hope that some of these lads get laid

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Before they start getting into fights

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