Dear Uber Driver - Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 Chords
Chords: C, Dear, Driver, Am, F, G
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Genre: punk, rock, metal
[Intro]
C
Dear Uber Driver
C Am
Here's a few things, you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride
[Verse 1]
C
Hurry don't be late
C Am
Meet me at the gate
Am
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
F G
I'm gonna need my light
G
My brows are even right
C
Why you watching me?
C
Oi eyes on the street!
C
Now don't avert your eyes
C
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
Am
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
F
Don't play it by the book
G
Go on it's fine to look
C
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peak
[Pre-chorus 1]
C Am
You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady
F
Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
G C
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck
[Chorus]
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
C
(Shouln't we be using lyft?)
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous
F G C
Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die!)
[Verse 2]
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