Father Of A Boy Named Sue - Shel Silverstein Chords
Chords: C, F, G
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Genre: poetry, children's
[Verse 1]
C
Yeah, I lef' home when the kid was three.
F
It sure felt good to be fancy free
G C
Tho I knew it wasn't quite the fatherly thing to do.
C
But that kid kept screamin' and throwin' up
F
And pissin' in his pants til I had enough
G C
So just for revenge I went and named him Sue.
[Verse 2]
C
Yeah it was Gatlinburg in mid July
F
I was gettin' drunk and gettin' by
G C
Gettin' old and goin' from bad to worse
C
When thru the door with an awful scream
F
comes the ugliest queen I've ever seen
G
He says Hi, my name is Sue how do you do?
C
then he hit me with his purse
[Verse 3]
C
Now this ain't the way he tells the tale
F
but he scratched my face with his fingernails
G C
And then he bit my thumb and kicked me with his high-heeled shoe (I can be a
tiger)
C
I punched him in the nose and he started to cry
F
and he threw some perfume in my eye
G C
And it sure ain't easy fightin' with a boy named Sue (I can be an animal)
[Verse 4]
C
I whacked him in the head with a table and a chair
F
And he screamed hey dad you messed my hair
G C
And he kicked me in the navel and knocked out a piece of my lint
C
He was spittin' blood I was spittin' teeth
F
And we crashed through the wall and out into the street
G C
A kickin' and gougin' in the mud and the blood and his creme de menthe
[Verse 5]
C
Then out of his panties he pulls a gun
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