Im Bo Yo - Bo Burnham Chords
Chords: C, F, Am, G, Bo,
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Genre: comedy, humor, satire
[Verse]
C F
Now I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays
Am G
They could probably tie the knot in, like, fifty different ways
C F
I got a safe full o' cherries, 'cause I pop it and lock it,
Am G
A girl's like a fridge, once a week, you should stock it.
C F
And girl, if you're into rimmin', it's only safe if you're swimmin',
Am G
But, girl, don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women.
C F
I spit fire like I just blew a demon,
Am G
My shit's so hot, I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'.
C F
Girl I'm gonna tear it, like the cards of the gypsies,
Am G
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
C F
If your pants are loose, I'll replete ya.
Am G
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meet ya.
[Chorus]
C
I'm Bo, yo,
F
And I'm the greatest rapper ever,
Am G
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
C
Think you're better, you're not,
F
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot,
Am G
I'm a real G-shawty that can really find your G-spot.
C F
Woah, yeah...
Am G
... Hey, what the fuck's a G-spot?
[Verse]
C F
Go to a vagina orchard, count one, two, three.
Am G
Spin that plant around you got a third-world country
C F
That's right, consider yourself warned,
Am G
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn.
C F
You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Am G
You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram.
C F
Look at that crack, excuse me can I buy a gram?
Am G
Right below your diaphragm, ass looks like you're hidin' ham.
C F
First base, we're making out.
Am G
Second base, I'm getting faked out.
C F
Said, third base, I'm getting take out.
Am G
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out,
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