Jesus Loves Me But He Cant Stand You - Austin Lounge Lizards Chords
Chords: G, D, A, Em, F#m, Bm
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Genre: country, rock, folk
[Intro]
G D A G D A G D A
[Verse 1]
Em F#m D G
I know you smoke, I know you drink that brew,
Em F#m D Bm
I just can't abide a sinner like you, you know,
Em F#m D G
God can't either, that's why I know it to be true that
D Bm G A D Bm G A
Jesus loves me but he can't stand you.
[Verse 2]
Em F#m D G
I'm going straight to heaven, boys, when I die, 'cause I've
Em F#m D Bm
Crossed every T and I've dotted every I
Em F#m D G
Why, my preacher tells me that I'm god's kind of guy, that's why
D Bm G A D Bm G A
Jesus loves me, but, uh, you're gonna fry.
[Chorus]
Em A D Bm
God loves all his children, by gum,
Em A D Bm
That don't mean he won't incinerate some,
Em A F#m Bm Em A
Can't you feel those hot flames licking you?
[Verse 3]
Em F#m D G
I'm raising my kids in a righteous way,
Em F#m D Bm
So don't you be bringing your kids over to my house to play, why,
Em F#m D G
Yours will grow up stoned, left-leaning and gay, I know—
D Bm G A D Bm G A
Jesus told me on the phone today.
[Chorus]
Em A D Bm
Jesus loves me, this I know
Em A D Bm
And he told me where you're gonna go,
Em A F#m Bm Em A
There's lots of room for your kind down below
[Outro]
G D A
Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
[Jesus loves me, he loves me real good.]
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