Russian Unicorn - Bad Lip Reading Chords
Chords: Dm, Bb, C, F, Am, G, D#, G#
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Genre: comedy, parody, musical
[INTRO]
Dm Bb C
[VERSE]
Dm
I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex
Bb C
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
Dm
He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many
graves?)
Bb C
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F
Why don't y'all just float off
C
Now you're useless
Dm F C
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
Dm F C
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
Dm C
There she go
Bb Am
Now watch me flow
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb C
And hope my roommate don't come home
[VERSE]
Dm
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
Bb C
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
Dm
We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?
Bb C
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F C
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
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