Epiphany - Half Man Half Biscuit Chords
Chords: Am, E, A, D
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Genre: rock, indie, alternative
[Intro 1]
(Talking)
Am
I can recall the day quite clearly. A Friday in July. A sweltering
eighty degrees.
Am
Martin Jarvis was completing his week in dictionary corner; he’d been
reassuringly average.
Am
Somewhere in the Shires, surgeons had entered the mind of Mr Stinchcombe and
found black apes,
Am
gibbering on dark lawns. I’d spent the afternoon becoming increasingly
frustrated with the
Am
grooming agitator on my lime Dyson. I was due in Parbold at seven fifteen,
and wasn’t going to make it.
Am
Telephoning the person who needed to know this, I found myself caught up on a
crossed line,
Am
something I’d not experienced for years. I listened in with quiet delight.
[Intro 1 cont.]
(Talking)
Am
It appeared that someone called Bill, whilst out walking the bounds that
morning,
Am
had looked in to Top Acre, and been horrified to see the almost visible
ribcage of a foal,
Am
which belonged to the straggle-haired girl from Keeper’s cottage, whose name,
Am
if this was a Helen Fielding novel, would be something like ‘Martha
Flanagan’.
Am
But the countryside is never as romantic as townsfolk believe it to be,
Am
and the girl’s name was Karen Henderson. On closer inspection of the poor
emaciated beast,
Am
it was agreed that a visit upon the child’s father was in order.
Am
Not a mission to relish apparently, as the man in question was affected by a
strange disquiet,
Am
which gnawed away at his faith, and it was rumoured his days were spent
sucking on the
Am
bleached bones of his dead mates, whilst writing songs for the hospice – one
of which goes like this:
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