Greatest Comedian - Matt Maltese Chords
Chords: G#m, B, F#, C#
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Genre: comedy, indie, folk
[Intro]
G#m B F# (x3)
[Verse 1]
(F#) G#m B F#
You're the beauty, the stranger in the grocery store
G#m B F#
You're the highest quality hardwood door
G#m B F#
You're the final wartime piece of bread
G#m B
You once told me that you hate the shaven head
[Chorus]
F#
I want you so
G#m B F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#
To put you so far away
G#m B F#
He put you so far away
G#m B F#
[Verse 2]
(F#) G#m B F#
There are "Davids" and "Janets" everywhere
G#m B F#
There are juveniles with the blondest hair
G#m B F#
There are cronies with their jobs and ties and cash
G#m B
There are people like me - the whitest trash
[Chorus]
F#
I want you so
G#m B F#
And God must be the greatest comedian I know
G#m F#
To put you so far away
G#m B F#
He put you so far away
[Bridge]
C#
I have heard
B F#
That Jesus was a very handsome girl
C#
If she were
B F#
I'd bet she'd look something like you now
C#
I have heard
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