Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Stevens Chords
Chords: C, A7, D7, F, G, G7, Am, And
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Genre: country, folk, novelty
[Verse 1]
C A7 D7
When I was a kid we’d take a trip, every summer down to Mississip’
F G C G7
To visit my Grannie in her antebellum world.
C A7
Well, I’d run barefoot all day long, climbing trees as free as a song
F G C G7
And then, one day I caught myself a squirrel.
F C
Well, I stuffed him down in an ol’ shoe box, an’ punched a couple of holes in
the top
D7 G
And when Sunday came along, I snuck him into church.
C A7 D7
Well, I’s sittin’ way back in the very last pew, a’showin him to my good
buddy Hugh
F G C
When that squirrel got loose and went totally berserk!
Am
What happened next is hard to tell,
Am
some thought it was heaven some thought it was hell,
Am
but the fact that sumptn’s amoung us was plain to tell
Am
As the choir sang "I Surrender All", the squirrel ran up Harv Newman’s
coveralls
D7 G C
Harv jumped to his feet and said "Sumpn’s got a hol’ a me!"
[Chorus]
C D7
The day the squirrel went berserk in the First Self-Righteous Church,
F G C G7
In the sleepy little town of Pasquagulla.
C D7
It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival
F G C
They were jumpin’ pews and singing "Hallelujah!"
[Verse 2]
C A7 D7
Well, Harv hit the aisles a dancin’ and a screamin’
F G C G7
Some thought he had religion, some thought he had a demon,
C A7 D7
But Harv thought he had a weed-eater loose in his "fruit of the looms"
F G C
He fell to his knees to plead and beg and the squirrel ran out his britches
leg
Unobserved by the other side of the room.
C A7 D7
Well, it ran on down to the Amen pew where sat Sister Bertha Better-Than-You
F G C G7
Who’d been watchin’ all the commotion with sadistic glee.
C A7 D7
Well, you should’a seen the look in her eyes when that squirrel jumped her
garters and crossed her thighs
F G C
And she jumped to her feet and said "LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME"
Am
As the squirrel made laps inside her dress
Am
She began to cry and then to confess
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