Song For When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper - Rhett & Link Chords
Chords: D, A, G, Finish
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Genre: comedy, parody, novelty
Pretty sure it's 100%, but correct me if i'm wrong by all means.
D
I've been on this john for way too long playing Candy Crush
A G
Before my legs fall completely asleep I'd better finish up and flush
D
So without even looking I reach over to grab a few TP squares
A G
But to my utter horror there ain't no more squares there
A G D
I wonder if it would hurt if I used the cardboard paper roll
A G D
I'm pretty sure it'd do the job, but would it make it down the bowl?
G D A
And maybe the toilet brush could work, but those bristles look a little scary
G D A
And what about that embroided towel I got when I got married
G
she would never forgive me
*Chorus*
D
So I'm gon' let it dry
A
Just let it be
G
Gonna let it dry-y-y
D
Like I'm a dog on a leash
And I'm gonna let it dry
A
Air it out in the breeze
G
I'm gonna let it dry-y-y
D
Like I'm a chimpanzee
G D
I see a curling iron and some matches
A
But I can't find cotton balls
G D A
There's nail clippers and a plunger and a poster of Lionel Richie on the wall
G
he would never forgive me
*Chorus*
D
So I'm gon' let it dry
A
Nobody has to know
G
Gonna let it dry-y-y
D
Like I'm a buffalo
I'm gonna let it dry
A
Like a bird in fli-ght
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