The Dipstick Song - Bill Whyte Chords
Chords: Bill, G, Capo, D, C, Em, A, A7, D7
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Genre: comedy, folk, novelty
The Dipstick Song
Bill Whyte
Key: G
Capo 1:
[Verse 1]
D C G
Well I think I finally figgered out why gas is so high
D C G
Its purely geographical if you open your eyes
Em C
There's oil down in Texas and lots of Oklahoma drills
A A7 D
But all the dipsticks are on Capital Hill
[Chorus]
C G
Soooooo - here's to the dipsticks in Washington DC
D G
With their masters degree in Proctology
C G Em
They're stickin it to you and they're stickin it to me
G D G
Here's to the dipsticks in Washington DC
C D G
[Verse 2]
D C G
We're gettin screwed at the pump for the price of gasoline
D C G
You should at least pass out blindfolds and free vasoline
Em C
How can we take Bagdad, give Sadaam the old boot
A D
Then watch the price of gas go through the roof
[Chorus]
C G
Soooooo - here's to the dipsticks in Washington DC
D G
With their masters degree in Proctology
C G Em
They're stickin it to you and they're stickin it to me
G D G
Here's to the dipsticks in Washington DC
C D G
[Verse 3]
Em C
I'm gonna put a bumper sticker on my big SUV
A D D7
And slap another bumper sticker on my gas guzzlin RV
That reads:
C G
Lets stick it to those dipsticks in Washington DC
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