A Country Practice - Half Man Half Biscuit Chords
Chords: D, Bm, C, Em, E, A, B7
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[Intro]
D Bm D Bm
[Verse 1]
D Bm D Bm
I feel like a beggar accepting alms, then being pelted with figs.
D Bm D
I study my steadily declining chart placings; they greet me with freezing
Bm
cold inhospitality,
D Bm D Bm
Hey, where did that bloke go who said I was vital?
D Bm D Bm
I possess the mild air of a retail tobacconist, that’s because I’m a retail
tobacconist
D Bm D
But the mayflies on a Berkshire trout river would probably tell you a
Bm
different story
D Bm
About ham-fisted diadems and momentary daydreams
D Bm
Of mythical dividends and illusory boardroom seats.
[Instrumental]
D Bm D Bm C D D Bm D Bm
[Verse 2]
D Bm D Bm
In the room festooned with fat beef certificates from county shows
D Bm D Bm
Duff Leg Bryn had drank too much again, most of Wem was steering clear of him
D Bm D Bm
“I’ve got no time for this twelfth consecutive Rose Bowl”
D Bm D Bm
‘Cos on Sunday next at ten to four I’ve got an invitation for
D Bm D Bm
A trip round Kathrine Hamnett’s warehouse, followed by dinner with David
Emanuel
D Bm D Bm
Who I can’t wait to tell about my dream in which the almost illegal Elton
Welsby
D Bm D
Is dressed as a French maid on a moonless byway, licking his lips as he
Bm
creeps ever closer
D Bm D Bm
Fast falls the eventide, fast falls the eventide.
[Instrumental]
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