Christmastime For The Jews - Darlene Love Chords
Chords: C, Em, Am, G, F, Dm, Ain’t
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[Intro]
N.C.
On Christmas eve the Gentiles gather ‘round the Christmas tree
N.C.
They stay at home and party with their goyishe family
N.C.
They disappear one day each year and pass the eggnog ‘round
N.C.
but it’s all right, ‘cause that’s the night the Jews control the town
[Verse 1]
C Em Am G
Well it happens every year on Christmas eve
F Dm G
All the happy Christian people take their leave
C Em Am G
Yeah, the streets are deserted and that’s big news
F G C
It’s Christmastime for the Jews
[Verse 2]
C Em Am G
Yeah, the Holiday party starts ‘bout 6 PM
F Dm G
Ain’t nobody recreating Bethlehem
C Em Am G
Yeah, the three wise men, that’s a big old snooze
F G C
Christmastime for the Jews
[Verse 3]
C Em Am G
They can finally see King Kong without waiting in line
F Dm G
They can eat in Chinatown and drink their sweetest wine
C Em Am G
They can crank Barbara Streisand on the streets they cruise
F G C
Christmastime for the Jews
[Bridge]
Dm F
They can gang up on the Quakers, play for the Lakers
C G
They can do what they wanna, even Vogue Madonna
Dm F
Get a chance to drive a tractor, win on Fear Factor
C G
See Fiddler on the Roof with actual Jewish actors
[Verse 4]
C Em Am G
Now they really get the party going after dark
F Dm G
Circumcising grateful squirrels in the city park
C Em Am G
Picking fights in the bars, knowing they can’t lose
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