Cum On My Keys - Aunty Donna Chords
Chords: A, Amaj7, A7, D7, B7, E7*, D, E
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Genre: comedy, rock, punk
* indicates single strum and mute
[Verse 1]
N.C.
Hey guys,
A Amaj7 A7 D7
it's Mak from Aunty Donna here.
A Amaj7 A7 D7
Just saying a quick hello, with something I gotta get off my chest today,
A Amaj7 A7
and it's just a big problem I've been having lately.
D7 B7 E7*
I can't stop cumming
N.C.
all over my keys.
A Amaj7 A7 D7
Y'know?
[Verse 2]
A Amaj7 A7
And it's becoming a really big issue for me. No matter what I do, I cannot
D7
stop cumming on my keys.
A Amaj7 A7 D7
Like, for example, I'm in the bathroom yesterday, I'm having my mid-afternoon
wank.
A Amaj7 A7
I close my eyes, I cum, and then when I look down on the toilet seat...
D7 B7 E7*
There are my keys.
N.C.
Covered in my cum!
A Amaj7 A7 D7
[Verse 3]
A Amaj7 A7
So I pick up my keys, I wash them off, I go to another room, I open up a
D7
drawer,
A Amaj7 A7
I put the keys in the drawer, I close the drawer, I lock the draw, I go back
D7
to the bathroom-
A Amaj7 A7 D7
for my second mid-afternoon wank, I close my eyes, I cum, and guess what's on
B7 E7*
the toilet seat!
N.C.
My keys, covered in my cum.
A Amaj7 A7 D7
[Bridge]
D A
I mean what's that? What's that all about?
E D7 A
How am I supposed to live? I can't ever use my keys cause my keys are always
covered in my cum.
D A E
If a guest comes over and they wanna use my keys, they can't, because my keys
D7 A
are always covered in my cum.
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