Grafting Haddock In The George - Half Man Half Biscuit Chords
Chords: E, G#, A, B, C#m, G, C, D
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[Intro]
E G# A B
E G# A B
E G# A B
E G# A B
[Verse 1]
E G# A B E G# A B
When I was young and the blood pulsed swiftly through my veins
E G# A B E G#
Before age trampling upon youth, powdered my head with the snows of fifty
A B
winters
E G# A B E G#
I never thought about the future or what I would become; didn’t care, still
A
don’t
B E C#m G# A E G# A B
For as far as I’m aware they don’t stitch pockets into shrouds.
[Instr]
G C G C
E G# A B
E G# A B
E G# A B E G# A B
Oh, those Forestry Commission roads, what a tale they could tell.
[Instr]
G D C D
G D C D
[Break]
G D C D G D C D
I am the godfather of nothing whatsoever.
G D C D
Our Martin on the other hand thought he was the town cheese
G D C D
Purported to deal in short term solutions for long-legged men
G D C D
He also liked the sound of his own voice.
G D C
He was at Knowsley Safari Park one day where he saw a monkey with a banana in
D
one hand
G D C
And a tin opener in the other, and he shouted over “Hey, you don’t need the
D
tin opener for that”
G D C D G
To which the monkey replied “It’s for the custard, dickhead!”
D C D G D C D
It was loft ladders what killed our Martin.
G D C D
Larry on the other hand cleans out the drains at the Methodist Centre and
G D C D
wears a permanent smile
G D C D G D C D
He reckons a contented mind is a continual feast,
G D C
When darkness falls I’m as happy as Larry.
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