Juanita And The Kids - Ray Stevens Chords
Chords: C, F, G
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Juanita and the Kids
written by C.W. Kalb, Jr., and Lonnie Carneal
from the album "#1 With a Bullet"
tabbed 9/8/05
[Intro]
C F
[Verse]
C
I got a letter from the IRS
F
Inviting me to be their guest
C G
At an audit they were conducting just for me
C
They said no need to worry, probably nothing wrong
F
Just bring your wife and your children along
C G C
We just need to clear up a small technicality
C
Now the only problem with an audit is
F
My wife Juanita and our 14 kids
C G
Friends you cannot believe the refunds they have been worth
C
But it was years ago that I got this idea
F
When I bought Juanita thru the mail from Korea
C G C
She's an inflatable doll, but she came with a certificate of birth
G
I was a single guy without any deductions
C
So I claimed Juanita and what a reduction
F G
I received with her as my spouse on the taxes I pay
C
That worked so well that every year after that
F
I reported a birth when I paid my tax
C G C
Each kid certified by Cabbage Patch USA
[Chorus]
C
Oh Juanita (Juanita)
F
My inflatable senorita
C G
The IRS wants to take you and the children away (away-ay-ay-ay)
C
You and Jim and Tammy, Lonnie and Burt
F
Farrah, Charro, Michael and Kurt
C G C
Jan and Dean, Irlene, Louise, Barbara and little Ray (little Ray)
[Instrumental]
F C
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