Bitch Went Nutz - Ben Folds Chords
Chords: Ben, Folds, A, Fmaj7, G, Dm, E, Am, C, F6
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Genre: rock, pop, punk
Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)
A capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
A capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Fmaj7 G
I never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 G Dm E
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
Dm
Bullshit from the internet
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G Dm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Fmaj7 G
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 G Dm E
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking about vegetables
G
To the wives of my coworkers
Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Am C
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G Dm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
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