Dear Penthouse - Bob And Tom Chords
Chords: D, Bm, G, A, E
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Genre: pop, rock, classic
[Intro]
D Bm G A
[Verse 1]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a freshman at a small Midwestern university
G A D Bm
And I never thought something like this could happen to me
G A G A
When my teacher with the dynamite a**, asked me to stay after class
D Bm
And she started to undress
G A
I cant forget the statement she made
G A D Bm A
If you drop you pants Ill raise your grade
[Verse 2]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: I never thought those letters were really true until
G A D Bm
I was on a fishing trip and I met a girl named Jill
G A
We had a little too much to drink
G A
I couldnt believe what I was starting to think
D Bm G A
So we headed to her tent, theres nothing like eating out
G A D
Though the next morning my breathe still smelled like trout
[Chorus]
G D
Ive read every issue since 1974
G D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
G D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E A
Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 3]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Im a seaman first class at an overseas naval base
G A D Bm
Its been seven long months since Ive seen a womans face
G A G A
When I saw your recent issue, I took a box of Kleenex tissue
D Bm
And I locked the barracks door
G A G A D
Thanks to you Ive gotten a grip, please excuse my jerky penmanship
[Chorus]
G D
Ive read every issue since 1974
G D
The first two years behind the bathroom door
G D
I poured through every Penthouse I could find
E A
Even though my mom said Id go blind
[Verse 4]
D Bm G A D Bm
Dear Penthouse: Doing sports on the radio has always been my job
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