Little Things Parody - Bart Baker Chords
Chords: G, C, Em, D, Am, And
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Genre: comedy, parody, pop
[Verse 1]
G
This song was designed
G
to make you feel lovely
C
By pointing out the flaws
C
on your fat body
Em
And pretending that we love
D
then to make you feel pretty
C D G
But clearly you’re ugly
G
You know nobody loves
G
those gross wrinkles by your eyes
C
Your huge thighs
C
are hideous
C
and your stomach is super-sized
Em
You have to buy two seats on airlines
D
whenever you fly
C D G
But that’s why you’re special to me
[Bridge]
Am C
Your big double chin and stretch marks
Em D
make you stand out
Am
Yes it’s true
C
That’s you
Em
you are huge
D
And look like a dude
Am C
But that’s why we love you
G
Did we mention that you’re fat.
[Verse 2]
G
I know everything
G
about my pal Harry.
C
Like how he has a mole
C
on the shaft on his mate
Em
And those daily masturbations
D
that we do so secretly
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