The Girl From The Driftwood Nursing Home - Bob Saget Chords
Chords: C, Am, F, G, E, From, Fm
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Genre: comedy, novelty, parody
[Verse]
C Am
It’s not about the way she looks
F G
Or who she is inside
C Am
But when I got inside of her
F G
It felt like something died
F E
Wish we could’ve shared a bed
Am F
But her life was not her own
C Am
But that’s what happens when you date a girl
F G C
From Driftwood Nursing Home
[Bridge]
F
I should’ve known
C
Every hair on her head was grey
F
I should’ve known
C G
She couldn’t remember yesterday (It was soup day)
[Verse]
C Am
In a glass half full
F G
Nothing good can last
C Am
Doesn’t help that her teeth
F G
Were sitting in that glass
F E
I told her, “Baby, please don’t leave!”
Am Fm
She just smiled, and passed gas (It’s almost over!)
[Bridge]
C Am
She took a four-day nap
F Fm
She sneezed and broke her back
C Am
We kissed, she took a crap
F Fm
Her tits are leaking sap (Look, I know this is wrong, okay?)
C Am
There’s just too big of a gap
F Fm
And it’s in her lap
[Outro]
C Am
So it’s over
F Fm
It’s really over
C Am F Fm
Stick a fork in her, it’s over (Oh, wuh-oh!)
C Am
So I can date the girl from
F G Fm C
Driftwood Nursing Home
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