Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington Chords
Chords: D, G, A
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Genre: comedy, rap, hip hop
[Intro]
e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|
B|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|
G|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice)
D|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|
A|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|
E|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|
Continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four
times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed
twice.
[Verse 1]
D G A D
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
G A D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
G A D
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
G A D
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine
G A D
That's all we needed to get by
G A D
Now it seems things have changed and I think that you're the one to blame
G A D
Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
[Verse 2]
(he sings)
D G A D
Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore
G A D
'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
G A D
Oh Rodney, I don't like you anymore
G A D
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
G A D
Come to terms with truly how we feel
G A D
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
G A D
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
G A D
Oh and Rodney, while you're shavin', shave my balls
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