Asparagus Next Left - Half Man Half Biscuit Chords
Chords: A, D, G, A7, D7, C, B
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Genre: indie, rock, pop
[Main riff]
A D G x4
[Verse 1]
A D G
We've just been performing a guerilla gig
A D G
In the middle of another group's guerilla gig
A D G
Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig
A7 D7 G
But still they cried like girls
C C B A G
Road signs on our country lanes may
G D
Not be what they seem
C C B A G
Asparagus next left - who says?
G D
I've been upstream
C C B A G
Going down there for plum tomatoes
G D
That's not a good idea
C
For 'horse manure 200 yards' read
D
'Bottomless perdition'
[Main riff]
A D G x4
[Verse 2]
A D G
When the club versus country dispute arose
A D G
Small children were trampled in the exodus
A D G
We all knew someone at primary school
A7 D7 G
Who had a very powerful magnet
C C B A G
This-a-way for new potatoes
G D
An arrow points innocently
C C B A G
Dirt track to a darker place, that's
G D
What it says to me
C C B A G
Last chance for hanging baskets
G D
They're even giving you clues
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