Crime Dramas Suck - Hank Green Chords

Chords: C, G, Bridge, D, E, And, DNA, C*

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Genre: rock, pop, electronic

This is exactly how Hank plays it. It's pretty simple.

Intro: C G C G C
Verse 1:

C G
There's a place where you don't wanna be

C G
Where people die constantly

C G
And they never die in normal ways

C G
It's preposterous but still cliche

Bridge 1:

C G
When your drug dealer's aunt kills your mom in a duel

C NC
By chopping off her head with a scythe in a pool

D
Well they're not saying it makes sense

E
They're just interpreting the evidence

Chorus:

C G
This is the plot to every television crime show

C C G
From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store

C G
The guy we met in the first fifteen minutes

C NC
Will come back because you know he did it

C G
I don't think they're trying anymore

C
And I'm getting bored

Verse 2:

C G
There was semen all over the crime scene

C G
So they use the super-fancy semen testing machine

C G

And the DNA database gets a hit

C G
But it looks like he might still get away with it

Bridge 2:

C G
But the final piece of evidence

C C
Totally stumps the bad guy's defense

D
And he breaks down in front of everyone

E
And tells them exactly how it was done

Chorus:

C G
This is the plot to every television crime show

C C G
From CSI to Columbo and I think you know what's in store

C G
The guy we met in the first fifteen minutes

C NC
Will come back because you know he did it

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