If I Had A Bulldozer - Heywood Banks Chords
Chords: C, Dm7, G7, F, Em7, Gm7, G, E7, Am, D7
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Genre: country, folk, comedy
C Dm7
In this day and age,
G7 C
In this big old troubled world,
C Dm7 C
Where the little guy ain't got a chance
F Em7
There's only one thing I can think of
Dm7 Gm7 G
That could make a differance...
C
If I had a bulldozer
F
Everything would be so fine
G
I would never have to move it over
C
Never have to stand in line
C
If I had a bulldozer
F
There’d be lots of parking places
G
I'd just look for that brand-new Corvette
C F C
Taking up two spaces
F
If I had a diesel rig,
G
With a big old blade,
E7
Treads just like a tank,
Am
I would have it made
G
Courtesy would reign,
C
Arguments would cease,
D7
'Cause everyone would know
G
I'd squash them like a cheeeeeeeese!!!
C
If I had a bulldozer
F
My application would go through
G
My boss would run to get my coat
C
If I decided to leave by two
C
If I had a bulldozer
F
The IRS would never chime
G
And you know an audit would really go quickly
C F C
With a 'dozer idling outside
F
If I had a diesel rig,
G
With a big old blade,
E7
Treads just like a tank,
Am
I would have it made
G
Courtesy would reign,
C
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