12 - Cledus T Judd Chords
Chords: Cledus, Album:, Celdus, Envy, C, Em, Am, F, G
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Genre: country, rock, pop
Cledus T. Judd
Album: Celdus Envy
Submitted by: Christopher R.
December 14, 2003
C
Well here's how this whole mess got started
Em
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
Am
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
F G
We were meant to be
C
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
Em
I must have been an ignoramus
Am
I honestly believed that she
F
Loved me just for me
G Am F C
Oh it wasn't six months it came to an end
G Am
I walked out of the courtroom crying
F
She left with a grin
C
Cause she got half
G
And I said "OW!"
Am
I mean dang
F C
That comes to nearly fifty thou
G
Per date
Am F
My butt had never been so chafed
C
Cause she got half
C
I wondered if I'd remain lonely
Em
Or would I find my one and only
Am
Then the answer to my prayers
F G
Ap peared on my TV
C
The cutest little tarot card reader
Em
I knew that I just had to meet her
Am
Then she said it was in the cards
F
For her to marry me
G Am F C
Oh wasn't three months later I was back in court a gain
G Am
No way she could have predicted
F
The way it would end
C
Cause I got half
G
And she said "OW!"
Am
Two dollars a minute
F
So every one call right now
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