Redneck Christmas - Ray Stevens Chords
Chords: G, D, C, Am
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Genre: country, folk, parody
[Intro]
G D G
[Verse 1]
G
We're havin' a redneck christmas
D
With traditional possum stew (yee-haw)
D
We're havin' a redneck christmas
G
Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum)
G
Got Paw new chaw redman
C
Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey)
D
And I got my wife a brand new set
G
Of re-treads for my pickup truck (Ain't he the sweetest thang)
[Verse 2]
C
Oh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer,
G
But we painted the bulls nose red (moo)
Am
Put runners under the outhouse
D
And we're usin' it fer a sled (Darn fool idiots what're doin?
D
Sorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw,
D
Merry Christmas now ya hear? Well, I got yer merry christmas right here,
G
(Come back with that catalog)
[Verse 3]
G
We're havin' a redneck christmas
D
TP'd the whole front yard,
D
Put big red bows on the hound dogs
G
Turned the lights on all the cars (howls)
G
I love a redneck christmas
C
It's a simple kinda life
D
You buy one gift and that takes care
G D G
Of yer cousin and yer wife
[Verse 4]
C
I went downtown to see Santy Claus,
G
Gave a dollar to one of them legs (Here you go shorty)
Am
So Santa'd bring a man for daughter,
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