River Of Pee - Bob Rivers Chords
Chords: G, C, D, Em, Bm, A, Ah, Barely
More chords by Bob Rivers
Genre: novelty, comedy, parody
River of Pee - Bob Rivers
[Intro]
| N.C. | % | % | % |
G C
Ooh hoo, hoo hoo, Hoo
D
Aaah haa haa Hah
G
(have to piddle in the ... have to whizzing in the ... have to piddle in
the ... have to whizzing in the)
C D
(have to piddle in the ... I go whizzing in the ... have to piddle in the
... I go whizzing in the)
[Verse 1]
G
In the middle of the night (middle of the night)
G
I've been dreaming in my sleep (had a dream I have to pee)
C
Now I'm barely awake (barely awake)
D
I have to take a wiki-pee (wiki-wiki pee)
[Verse 2]
G
I must'a drank a lot of something (musta bin something)
G
Must'a had a pot of tea (big pot 'a tea)
C
Now I'm bustin' inside (high tide)
D
And it's too dark to see (to dark to pee)
[Bridge]
Em G
I fell down thought I'd stepped on the cat
C Bm
Tripped on the wire and the phone fell upon the floor
C Bm
I stubbed my toe as I reached for the light
A D N.C.
slipped and fractured my skull on the bathroom door
[Verse 3]
G
Just to piddle in the night (piddle of the night)
G
I gotta whizzy end of stream (whipping out a stream)
C
I gotta empty my monkey (empty my monkey)
D
I have to use the latrine (drinking that tea)
[Verse 4]
G
My bladder's big as an ocean (Indian ocean)
G
It's just like a big stream (Mississippi stream)
More Bob Rivers Songs
ChordRoom - Free Guitar & Piano Chords