The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen - Bob Rivers Chords
Chords: Em, C, B7, Am, G, D
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Genre: novelty, parody, comedy
[Verse 1]
Em C B7
The restroom door said, "Gentlemen" so I just walked inside
Em C B7
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride
Am G Em D
I heard high voices turned and found the place was occupied
[Chorus]
G B7 Em
By two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse
D G B7 Em
What could be worse then two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse?
[Verse 2]
Em C B7
The restroom door said, "Gentlemen" it must have been a gag
Em C B7
As soon as I walked in there, I ran into some old hag
Am G Em D
She sprayed me with a can of Mace and smacked me with her bag
[Chorus]
G B7 Em
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
D G B7 Em
What can I say? It just wasn't turning out to be my day
[Verse 3]
Em C B7
The restroom door said, "Gentlemen" and I would like to find
Em C B7
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign
Am G Em D
'Cause I've got two black eyes and one high heal up my behind
[Chorus]
G B7 Em D
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy, boy oh boy
G B7 Em
No I'll never sit with comfort and joy
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