Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me - Bloodhound Gang Chords
Chords: Gang, Always, Fm, Bb, D, G
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Genre: rock, hardcore, punk
Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me
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[Intro]
N.C.
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
Fm Bb Fm Bb
Fm Bb Fm
Bb
The morn' the morn' the morn'
[Verse]
Fm Bb
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
Fm Bb
He clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
Fm Bb
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
Fm Bb
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
Fm Bb
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
Fm Bb
He's looks like Chewie (Baba Booey Baba Booey) and Hong Kong Phooey all in
one
Fm Bb
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
Fm Bb
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'
[Chorus]
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
Fm
But why's everybody always pickin' on me?
Bb
'Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby
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