Right Turn Clyde - Bloodhound Gang Chords
Chords: F, G, Am
More chords by Bloodhound Gang
Genre: rock, pop, comedy
Standard Tuning
Chords are constant throughout (F, G, Am), so as always, listen to the song and
it'll make sense. Good luck with the vocals...
F
Times New Roman you know the type
G
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
Am
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
F
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
G
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Am
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
F
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
G
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
Am
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
F
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
G
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
Am
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee
F G Am
All in all you're just another dick with no balls
F
Mama said talk this out and resolve
G
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Am
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
F
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
G
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered
Am
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
F
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
G
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
Am
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
F
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
G
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
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