A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang Chords
Chords: D, A, G, Chorus, Gulp, Guzzle, Big
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Genre: rap, hip hop, parody
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhound Gang
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Verse 1:
D A D
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert that night I strolled on into
Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
G D
It had been a While. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that
midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
G
I had picked up this Hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons through a pair of
D
Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
A D
Well, that night I lost myself To ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Chorus:
D A D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
G D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
G
Well I find it's quite a thrill
D
When she grinds me against her will
A D
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Verse 2:
D A D
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", this pretty little thing come up to me and starts
kneadin' my balls like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
G
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
D
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled,
G
Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would
D
wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance.
A
And Then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation.
D
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
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