Descent Of The Stiperstones - Half Man Half Biscuit Chords
Chords: C, Em, G,, G), G, Eb
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Genre: indie, rock, punk
(intro C Em G, C Em G)
C Em G
I was
C Em G
Yes I was
C Em G C Em G
Descending the Stiperstones
C Em G
When I
C Em G
Recalled the order from home
C
To pick up a
Em
To pick up a
G
To pick up a
To pick up a
C Em G C Em G, C Em
To pick up a jar of Swarfega
G (same chord sequence C Em G all through monologue)
And so returning to the car at Snailbeach, I set off in the direction of
Montgomery, where I was more than
certain my need would be met by Bunner the chandler who sold everything.
Entering the store, I nodded to an
assistant and hurried to the back area of the shop where I could browse in
comfort amongst the organised
chaos, and marvel at the fact that should it be my desire, I could return
home with a Ben Sayers four-iron,
a brush doormat bearing the slogan “Cofiwch Dryweryn”, and an oil painting
by Mercy Rimell entitled
“The Raging Ostler” in addition to the Swarfega, which I finally located on
a shelf, next to a box
of Hussars, who, in spite of their dusty neglect, appeared primed and ready
for Old Boney.
Also in this room was a selection of doll’s houses, and standing next to
a particularly detailed
property called the Franklin was the actress
Lynette McMorrough, who used to play Glenda in Crossroads. As I’d been a bit
of a fan of the programme,
I couldn’t help but engage her in conversation, initially regarding the
magnificent craftsmanship on show,
before rather awkwardly turning the chat onto Kevin’s affair, test tube
babies, and the tragic death of
her dad, who was knocked down by a car whilst stumbling home drunk from a
triumphant bowls tournament.
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