Bladderwrack Allowance - Half Man Half Biscuit Chords
Chords: E, A, B7, F#, B
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Genre: punk, indie, alternative
[Intro]
E
[Verse 1]
E
To think you could be sitting watching telly by the fire
Instead of being subjected to this,
To think someone suggested youâd be pleasantly surprised
And wouldnât feel the need to boo and hiss.
A E A E
Well, blame your partner; direct that flak at your partner
A E B7
Though yes, Iâll accept Iâm the focus of your ire.
A E A E
Gail and Sonya have gone down town on a hen night
A E B7 E
And they wonât be back until daylight, one assumes.
[Verse 2]
E
This is like the dream you feared youâd dream about one night
This is where you never want to be,
This is where some fella standing next to you may shout:
âDo that one about the Zuiderzeeâ.
A E A E
Hold your horses; we might play one youâll relate to
A E B7
A song you could even gyrate to in a while.
A E A E
Ooh baby â sue the dating agency maybe
A E B7
They should have sent you Robert of Blaby, in his Merc (Blabyâs in
Leicestershire).
[Intro]
F# E B
Home sweet home; Facebook, Gogglebox, wine
F# E B E
Whoâs Stuart Boam, and whyâs he swimming in brine?
[Verse 3]
E
Yes, of course I realise now weâre not your cup of tea
Even worse itâs late and youâre still here,
Possibly, just possibly weâve raised a knowing smile
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