Freelance Fireworks Hall Of Fame - Rhett & Link Chords
Chords: A, E, D, Bills
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Genre: comedy, folk, pop
[Intro] (Spoken)
N.C.
Here in South Carolina
We do things different
When it comes to fireworks, we don't hire professionals
We are professionals
We got what you call 'freelance firework shows'
This song is a tribute to an elite set of men
Who exercised their inalienable right
To shoot off fireworks
[Verse 1]
A
Bobby taught us by example
E
Not to look down a Roman candle when you light it
E
He lost his right eye, but you know
A
He's a better-looking guy without it
D
And that jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket
A
Would've flew if it weren't for his belt loop
E
We were listening to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis
A
But it was cool 'cause it blew right at the end of Don't Be Cruel
[Chorus]
D A
This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes
E A
What they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion
D
The ones who lit the fuse and wound up
A
Dead, injured or lame
E
We saltute you
A
The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame
[Verse 2]
A
Remember when Jed filled his pickup truck bed
E
Full of fireworks for a big time that night
E
One cigarette out his window
E
Made for one historical lightshow and to me
A
A poetic way to die
D
But the best has got to be
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